What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

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Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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