What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

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One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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motley crew

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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