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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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