Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

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Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that mother*bleep* to drink all you want that *bleep* to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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A man takes a prostitute to a hotel room, right? The woman is a federal agent, assigned to investigate high prostitution levels in the area. The man is promptly arrested, and now a large fine and up to 90 days in a correctional facility.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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