- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

Bradon Cheey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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