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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

What's worse then Obama? Nothing

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

What would happen if you threw 50 plates off of your roof? Nothing. No one in their right mind would do that. Besides, who owns 50 plates?

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

Three men are in prison and comparing crimes. The first says that he got three years and he never robbed that store. The second says he served six years and he never hit that lady. The third said he got life, and he killed every child in that orphanage.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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