What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

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Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

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So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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KEVIN HART

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

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haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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