Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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