What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

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What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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