I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

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What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

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What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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