Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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An Asian man fails a math test

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When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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