whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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If an iPad 2 is better than an iPad 1, than what's better than an iPad 2? An iPad 3

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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