My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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dick dick dick... frogs

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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