Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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PENIS

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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matty russel are you on here

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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I love you

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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