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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

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