So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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