Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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Golf.

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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what happens during a climax apples

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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