- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

Why doesn't the mexican have a job? Grad school is taking up too much of his time.

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

hey bill!

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

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