Why doesn't the mexican have a job? Grad school is taking up too much of his time.

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What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

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Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

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hey bill!

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

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boys

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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*******A CELL JOKE******* Mommy Ribosome and Daddy Mitochondria are watching baby nucleus play around in the cytoplasm, when all the sudden baby nucleus falls down and breaks its cell wall. Mommy ribosome is like freaking out like, "OH NO< WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO THE E.R.". Then Daddy Mitochondria says, "The smooth ER or the rough ER???"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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