What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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Person 1: Why don't you want to date me? Person 2: Because you are ugly Person 1: Why am I ugly? Person 2: Because you have bad features. Person 1: Why do i have bad features? Person 2: It's your genetics. Person 1: Why is it my genetics Person 2: Cuz that's the way god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: Because god's god made you Person 1: Why Person 2: Because the god of god of god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: That's the way the god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of (GOES ON FOREVER!!!) made you.

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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What's green and has wheels? a green car.

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You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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