So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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