What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

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If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Robin get in the Batmobile.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

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what do u call a black person by his name

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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