Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

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Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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thumbs up!

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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u suck

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

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why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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