a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

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what do u call a black person by his name

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

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Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Anti Joke

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