Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

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How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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religion.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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Why did the dog eat poop?

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

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Anti Joke

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