Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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knock knock. whos there? ............... stupid kids

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

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A black guy walked into a convenience store. He then found what he wanted, and paid with his credit card.

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This is not an anti joke.

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How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

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eden stop

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Women's Rights

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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That's not what she said.

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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Anti Joke

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