Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

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It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

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A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

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How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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religion.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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Why did the dog eat poop?

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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