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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Probably not too much considering the socio-economic climate present in the majority of African American communities in our country.

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

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why did the 70 year old white barber refuse to cut the black man's hair... It's because the old man's wife died just two weeks prior to this appointment and he is not in the current mental state to be wielding a pair of sharp sicors near another man's neck. This has happened many times between him and his customers in the past week, and his client base is lessening because of this.

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

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roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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