Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

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A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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The american education system.

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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Knock Knock! Come in!

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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