Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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8--------------------- penis

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

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Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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