i wonder who made this website? a human

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

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How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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