Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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Knock Knock.

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whats 2+2? 4

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

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Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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