A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. Seeing a black pilot is not alarming. If their middle-eastern, however, you have more of a problem.

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Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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A fat man walked into a hot dog.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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