Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

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why did the 70 year old white barber refuse to cut the black man's hair... It's because the old man's wife died just two weeks prior to this appointment and he is not in the current mental state to be wielding a pair of sharp sicors near another man's neck. This has happened many times between him and his customers in the past week, and his client base is lessening because of this.

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

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roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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Are you a tree

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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Okay, So a Cow, a Lumberjack and a Fireman walk into a bar. The cow asks the bartender, "What kind of milk do you have?" The bartender looks confused and asks," Why would a cow want milk?" The cow replies,"I've been producing milk all my life and I've never had a chance to try it. I'd just like some milk." The bartender replies,"Okay we have whole milk, 2%, and skim milk. What'll you have?" The cow says,"Whole milk, I want the whole deal." The bartender obliges. Next the Lumberjack comes up to the bar. The bartender asks, "What'll you have?" The lumberjack asks for some syrup. The bartender inquiries,"What kind of syrup would you like?" The lumberjack answers,"Pure Maple, imitation, or chocolate. All work for me." The bartender turns and pours a shot of pure maple syrup and turns away. Finally the fireman walks up the the bartender and says, "Can I have a glass of water?" The bartender turn and ask inquisitively,"Why?" The fireman quickly replies,"TO PUT OUT THE FIRE!"...

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

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Why did the book disappear?

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Anti Joke

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