- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

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