What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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