A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

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What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

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What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

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Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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