How you know when dislextic

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Patriarchy.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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Your big dick.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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YO FACE

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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