A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

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What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

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Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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black people swimming

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 Magnum and murdered her violently. The marriage had been a nightmare ever since they lost their unborn child, and the situation pushed Bob to a place, where he could no longer look at his wife.

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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