What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

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Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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a. why? b. because I wanted

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Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

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this is gay

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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womens rights

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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