John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

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Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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A woman tells her boyfriend that shes going shopping. Later that day the boyfriend sees her in an alley giving a blow job to a stranger so he says "What are you doing here?"

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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