- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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Face...the other white meat!

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

A women walks into a kitchen.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

since when?

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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