What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

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Dig Bick Your dislexic

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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It was at the war and there was a camp site where a doctors helped injured soldiers. One soldier comes in the door and holds his arm. The doctor says "You got shot in the arm?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and holding his shoulder. The doctor says "You got shot in the shoulder?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and was dragging his left leg across the floor. The doctor says "You got shot in your leg?" The soldier says "No, I stepped on dog shhhttt."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

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Asians.

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Continents are large islands.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

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