Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Japanese study of the stereotypical American man: Murica: Come on come on! Japanese: Uh yes? *walks toward American* Murica: Are you okay?! Japanese: Well yes I am doi.. Murica: BUSTER WOLF *Punches Japanese which smacks into the ground critically wounded. Murican: OKAAAAAAAAAAAY! *throws dirty trucker cap at Japanese man and leaves.* BEWARE OF THE TYPICAL AMERICAN! Study 2 American man, taught Japanese Discipline: Japanese: Herrow Mr.Educated American *bows* "Japanesed Murican": *Fighting Pose* " I SHALL STAIN MY HANDS, WITH YOUR BLOOD!" *Japanese people run away* Experiment fail. BEWARE EXTREMELY OF AMERICAN MAN! Nero: Nuking Japan probably created a few controversies and wrong stereotypes... After visiting the US several times, I find these manners to be of the Texan stereotype though... Educated Murican: PREDICTABO!

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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