Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough it was car. The End

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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Yo Mama just died.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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