Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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Women's rights

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I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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