a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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this website is a bad joke

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

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A young baby died.

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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Pick a number between 2 and 8. Now multiply that number by 9. Now add the 2 digits of that answer together. (example 18 is 1+8) Now subtract that answer number by 5. Now choose the letter below that corresponds to that answer. 1 = A 2 = B 3 = C 4 = D 5 = E 6 = F Now pick a country that starts with that letter. Now pick an animal where the first letter of the animals name is the last letter of the country's name. Now think of a color where the first letter of the colors name is the last letter of the animals name. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?

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What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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