A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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hextech crafting too opieop

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On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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