You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

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A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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