Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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