An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Obama.

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Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

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if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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