Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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Why do Indian people smell like curry? They don't. Its an ignorant misconception.

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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Tall asians

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A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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Diana and victoria

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

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