- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

Looks through the peephole.

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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