Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

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why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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