- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

a guy had 6 fingers& every1 called him john.y????? bcaz his name was john

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

why did the cow cross the road? n i g g e r

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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