Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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women's rights.

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What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

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what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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How do u shit With ur ass

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

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Knock knock Whos there? A rapist. Go away I'm calling the police!! (The rapist then proceeds to break open the door, beat the woman repeatedly with a baseball bat, and then rapes her)

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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