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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

what's black and can't swim?

bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

What did Death say to Life? Go die.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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