What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped a KFC.

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Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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