- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

women's rights

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

math test 2=2

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

How come grilled cheese?

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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