is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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Hello

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Anti Joke

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