Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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What did the fish say? Moo

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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