What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

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Homosexuals are gay.

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Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

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Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

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A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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