- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were on the Moon? Nothing he's dead.

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

drew edminstin is a rat

Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

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