- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

I'm Spartacus

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

666

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

You know what's natural? Bears.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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