Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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As a stand-up comedian, I've been really interested in how comedians have recovered from jokes not hitting making fun of the fact. Recently, I was in a situation where a rhetorical question didn't hit, and anti-joking (lamenting on the lack of a punchline sarcastically) ended up generating the laugh I needed to move on! Hurray for Anti-jokes! Me: You know the gym Extreme Fitness? Audience: SILENCE Me: (sarcastically) Yes, exactly. That's exactly how that interaction went in my mind when I was practising at home. I ask question - audience responds euphorically - I continue with my joke... http://michaeljagdeo.wordpress.com/2012/01/29/anti-jokes-how-to-recover-when-a-joke-doesnt-hit/

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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A man walks into a bar and utters profanity because he's hit his head on a protruding metal object that cannot move out of the way and has therefore made him look stupid because he neglected to walk around it.

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

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What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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