Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

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why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

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What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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Anti Joke

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