If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

Boys have swag, real men have class

How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

Poop!!

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

Anti Joke

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