What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

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whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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purple pickles

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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What did the hot rod say to the other hot rod Its hot in here

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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