According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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Penis chickens

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Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

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A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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