Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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What do u call a banana? A banana......

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