Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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Nobody cares.

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

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Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

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I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

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What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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A white man walks into a bar. He stabs 4 people and 1 escapes with extremem blood hemorages. his fanily later finds him bleeding on their family car. They take him to the hospital where he is put on life support. Later that night they are told there is nothing the doctors can do and the man slips away in his sleep. Who is to blame? The black guy in prison.

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Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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