Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

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A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

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HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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What do you call a black man? Black

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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