A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

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this website is a bad joke

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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